Kids say the darnest things?!
Question: A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
Answers: A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
No way! That is the coolest thing I've heard in ages!!!!
Thank you for that.....now I'm going out to pass it off as my own.
very good
lol
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Is that show still on TV? I remember it being on for a while when Bill Cosby hosted it, and then it was on before when Art Linkletter was the host.
good one.
Hilarious!!!!! I told my fiancee and he laughed so hard I thought he was gonna choke!
hilarious. STAR
excellent. have a star. JD
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
That is an own right there. I would've loved to have said that to my teachers. Unfortunately I was never stupid enough to be taken seriously in a conversation like that. that is funny.
Oh thats so funny!!! Haha thanks, I needed that.
i loooove kids!
these are funny...
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
Better to be safe than . . . . . . . . . . punch a 5th grader
Never underestimate the power of . . . . . . . . . . termites
You can lead a horse to water but . . . . . . . . . . how?
Don't bite the hand that . . . . . . . . . . looks dirty
No news is . . . . . . . . . . impossible
A miss is as good as a . . . . . . . . . . Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new . . . . . . . . . . math
If you lie down with dogs, you'll . . . . . . . . . . stink in the morning
Love all trust . . . . . . . . . . me
The pen is mightier than the . . . . . . . . . . pigs
An idle mind is . . . . . . . . . . the best way to relax
Where there's smoke there's . . . . . . . . . . pollution
Happy the bride who . . . . . . . . . . gets all the presents
A penny saved is . . . . . . . . . . not much
Two's company, three's . . . . . . . . . . the Musketeers
Don't put off till tomorrow what . . . . . . . . . . you put on to go to bed
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and . . . . . . . . . . you have to blow your nose
None are so blind as . . . . . . . . . . Stevie Wonder
Children should be seen and not . . . . . . . . . . spanked or grounded
If at first you don't succeed . . . . . . . . . . get new batteries
You get out of something what you . . . . . . . . . . see pictured on the box
When the blind leadeth the blind . . . . . . . . . . get out of the way
Better late than . . . . . . . . . . pregnant
rough cat...
OMB man. that so wrong what the teacher said/