How to identify an idiot...?!
Question: 1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate".
2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind
3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
5) He tries to drown a fish.
6) If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
7) He trips over a cordless phone.
8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".
10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".
11) He invents a solar powered flashlight.
12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
14) He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.
15) He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor. 16) He spends time reading thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an IDIOT
Answers: 1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate".
2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind
3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
5) He tries to drown a fish.
6) If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
7) He trips over a cordless phone.
8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".
10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".
11) He invents a solar powered flashlight.
12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
14) He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.
15) He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor. 16) He spends time reading thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an IDIOT
Here are some more,
He looks behind whenever he hits the backspace key.
He spends hours looking for the "any" key.
He went to the store for some striped paint.
He went to the store for a left handed screwdriver.
He came home and found his wife cheating on him, went to kill himself. His wife tried to stop him and he said, "shut up, your next!"
you forgot one. she rights this so called lame joke,lol. JD
hold on you mean that blonds and idiots have the same checklist ...........................................
ouch my head stop it or you'll get the q-tip again!!!
Wow. All you did was steal extremely old your momma, blonde, and idiot jokes, change the wording a bit and loosen the generalization from blondes to idiots. Theft, plagiarism, and stupidity. You fit all 3! Good dog!
i think this is the best! wahaha
this actually happened to me once: a girl classmate of mine was constantly reminded to meet in the library for social studies and I keep on telling her "I know I know " and by the time we got there she asked "are we supposed to be here?"
lolllllll............... supper funnie........
Not an idiot, never will. EVER