Funny jokes.?!
Question: Please tell me a joke. I had a hard week. First person to make me laugh hard gets 10 points.
Thanks :D
Answers: Please tell me a joke. I had a hard week. First person to make me laugh hard gets 10 points.
Thanks :D
A young conservative couple who had never slept together decided to wed. However, each had a problem they had never shared with each other.
The Groom-to-be decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my fiancé will be put off by them."
"No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.
The bride-to-be decided to discuss her problem with her mom." Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my breath is truly awful. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my fiancé will not want to sleep in the same room with me."
Her mother said simply, "In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the kitchen and make breakfast. While the family is busy eating, go to the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is, not to say a word until you've brushed your teeth." "Well, it's certainly worth a try," she thought.
The loving couple were finally married. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well. That is, until about six months later.
Shortly before dawn one morning, the husband wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed. This, of course, wakes his bride and without thinking, she asks, "What on earth are you doing?"
"Oh, my god," he replies, "you've swallowed my sock!"
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Your trapped inside a hallway. There is three doors. The first door has ninjas in it. The second door has people with guns in it. And the third door has lions that have not eaten in 50 years. Witch door do you go through? The one with the lions in it because they would be dead not eating for 50 years.
Ok, so three guys named Shut up, Poop, and Manners were speeding down the highway one day. They have the windows rolled down. Poop accidentally falls out of the window. Manners jumps out after him. After a while, a cop pulls over Shut up for speeding. the officer says, "Can you please state your name?" So Shut Up says to the officer, "Shut up." the Officer looks at him funny. So the officer asks him again. He gets the same answer. Asks a third time, gets the same answer. So finally, the cop yells at Shut up, and says, "WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" and in response to the cop's yelling, Shut up says, "He's picking up Poop back on the highway."
Pretty stupid joke.