Any Smart Blonde Jokes?!


Question: Anyone have any other than this?

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks to see a loan officer.

She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.


Answers: Anyone have any other than this?

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks to see a loan officer.

She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

A blonde driver is pulled over by a patrol car. The officer approached the driver’s door.

“Is there a problem, officer?”

“You were speeding. Can I see your license please?”

“I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”

“You don’t have one?”

“I lost it four times for drunk driving.”

“I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?”

“I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”

“Why not?”

“I stole this car.”

“Stole it?”

The blonde says, “Yes, and I killed the owner.”

At this point the officer is getting stressed. “You what?”

“The body is in the trunk. You can look if you want.”

The officer slowly backs away and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approached the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

The senior officer said, “Could you step out of your vehicle please!”

The blonde stepped out of the vehicle. “Is there a problem, officer?”

The officer responded, “Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please?”

The blonde opened the trunk, which was empty.

The officer said, “Is this your car ma'am?”

The blonde said, “Yes,” and handed over the registration papers.

The officer, understandably, is quite stunned.

“One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.”

The blonde handed a license to the officer.

The officer examined the license. He looked quite puzzled. “Thank you. One of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner.”

The blonde replied, “I bet you that liar told you I was speeding, too!”
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i dont get it???

Whats The diference between a smart blonde and big foot

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him £5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her £50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him £5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde £50.00
The blonde put the £50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him £5.

o jeez

hahah !! !

smart blonde ! !
lol!!!
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I love it!

I've heard yours before. I love the one by soupkitty.

Why are blonde jokes usually so short?

So Brunettes can remember them.

funny here have a star



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