Anniversary Joke...... Do you like?!
Question: Poor Bob, he's always forgetting his Wedding anniversary, and never gets a card or gift. After forgetting again, his wife is so angry she says, " I expect to see something sitting in my driveway tommorrow morning that goes from 0-200 in seven seconds!"
They don't speak anymore that night and when it's morning he's already left for work when she wakes up. She looks out the window and sure enough, there's a large box out in the driveway. She gets all excited, puts on her robe and runs outside to open it. She tears her way through the package and when she finally opens it, she finds a brand new shiny, bathroom scale!
Answers: Poor Bob, he's always forgetting his Wedding anniversary, and never gets a card or gift. After forgetting again, his wife is so angry she says, " I expect to see something sitting in my driveway tommorrow morning that goes from 0-200 in seven seconds!"
They don't speak anymore that night and when it's morning he's already left for work when she wakes up. She looks out the window and sure enough, there's a large box out in the driveway. She gets all excited, puts on her robe and runs outside to open it. She tears her way through the package and when she finally opens it, she finds a brand new shiny, bathroom scale!
HAHA I LOVED IT!
lol funny star worthy
lol
HaHa cute
lmfao!! good one
LOL that's a good one.
payback
LOL heard that one before but it is still funny!!
that is hilarious
You get a star that was funny
haha ...
all for an anniversary!!!!!
and already the husband has GONE IN 60 SECONDS!!!!
LOL, very good, but you missed the end bit that goes- Bob has been missing since Friday.
But still, great joke have a star
haha veryyyy good.
loved it.
star for you? ya i thought so =]
hahaha...thats funny..! I like that one..
Can you say diet and exercise???
Well, more like divorce.
Shes really gonna hate him for that.
But its the thought that counts anyway. Hahaha.
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LOL
I've heard that one before!!!
Hilarious! I would definately get mad if my husband did that to me!
9 on my scale!
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world
would have no meaning. ...Blue Eyes
lol THAT WAS FUNNNNYY! <33
hahaha. thats funny. good one.
Good one!
LMAO.... *4u...
Lol funny.
another great one!
FUNNY! LOL! u got me laughin. this got me in a even better mood! star and thumbs 4 everyone!