Well what would you have bought her?!


Question: A man walked into a chemist and asked for a large-size condom.

He then went next door to the sweet shop and asked for the condom to be filled with four scoops of ice cream.

The shopkeeper was puzzled.

"Excuse me, sir, I have to ask. Why are you filling this with ice cream?"

"Well, it`s my wife`s birthday," he replied.

Over the years I`ve bought her many, many things from jewels and furs to exotic holidays to labour saving devices such as a washing machine, microwave, dishwasher and every conceivable kitchen gadget."

"So," puzzled the shopkeeper,

"So, tonight, I`m going to give her a deep freeze."


Answers: A man walked into a chemist and asked for a large-size condom.

He then went next door to the sweet shop and asked for the condom to be filled with four scoops of ice cream.

The shopkeeper was puzzled.

"Excuse me, sir, I have to ask. Why are you filling this with ice cream?"

"Well, it`s my wife`s birthday," he replied.

Over the years I`ve bought her many, many things from jewels and furs to exotic holidays to labour saving devices such as a washing machine, microwave, dishwasher and every conceivable kitchen gadget."

"So," puzzled the shopkeeper,

"So, tonight, I`m going to give her a deep freeze."

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I'd have given her a pearl necklace or a facial

Lol

I guess

The old ones are the best ones.

Very funny

i'd have bought her a car and reved it up.

hahaha lol



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