Minister and the drunk?!
Question: A woman goes to her minister complaining about her husband being drunk almost every night. He says, "The next time he comes home drunk, call me." Sure enough, 2 days later he gets the call. So he goes to the woman's house dressed up in a white suit, white tie, white shoes, white hat, and angel wings. Then he slide the man's bed into the middle of the room and hangs white sheets up on the walls. Then he turns all the lights off and lights a bunch of candles - and waits.
A few hours later the man wakes up and looks around. He asks the figure in from of him, "Where am I?"
The white figure answers, "Where do you think you are, my son?"
The drunk asks, "How long have I been here?"
The 'Angel' answers, "You just arrived, my son."
The man asks, "How long have you been here?"
The minister answers, with a low and slow speaking voice, "I have been here for thousands of years...."
The man says, "Well, that's good. Then maybe you can tell me where I can get a drink around this place."
Answers: A woman goes to her minister complaining about her husband being drunk almost every night. He says, "The next time he comes home drunk, call me." Sure enough, 2 days later he gets the call. So he goes to the woman's house dressed up in a white suit, white tie, white shoes, white hat, and angel wings. Then he slide the man's bed into the middle of the room and hangs white sheets up on the walls. Then he turns all the lights off and lights a bunch of candles - and waits.
A few hours later the man wakes up and looks around. He asks the figure in from of him, "Where am I?"
The white figure answers, "Where do you think you are, my son?"
The drunk asks, "How long have I been here?"
The 'Angel' answers, "You just arrived, my son."
The man asks, "How long have you been here?"
The minister answers, with a low and slow speaking voice, "I have been here for thousands of years...."
The man says, "Well, that's good. Then maybe you can tell me where I can get a drink around this place."
oh my god that one was good
lol
STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Nice one. A "die-hard" drunk!
two thumbs upp(:
Good.A real drunkard that is.
hahaha