Hey do you know any good joke starting with "your momma is so..."?!


Question: i don't want any other answer that is not a joke, and check up the answers so they don't repeat please


Answers: i don't want any other answer that is not a joke, and check up the answers so they don't repeat please

Your momma is so poor she uses Cheerios for earrings.

wow, you sure a bossy little fellow.

yo mommas so fat that i had to take a ain and two busses just to get on her good side.

you mommas so stupid that when she got locked in the supermarket, she starved to death

...ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

....fat that when she mooned someone she affected the ocean tides

....ugly that there was an ugly contest, and when she tried to enter they said "Sorry, no professionals"

....stinky, that when people around her smell a fart, they go "whew! fresh air!"

...stupid that she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

sheesh chill bud.

Yo momma so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face-down!Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

ok I got this one from my friend she is so weird ok it goes like this:
"Your momma is so skinny that when she swallowed an m&m she looked like she was 4 months pregnant"
Yeah she is so weird.

your momma is so stupid she walked in the living room sat on the TV and started watching the couch

your momma is so hairy she went to the salon to get the goatee shaved off her ankle

your momma is so short she could sit on the curb and still hav room to swing her legs!

your momma is so stupid she cooks with old spice

your momma is so fat and clumsy when she went to go to Walmart she tripped over K-mart and landed on Target.

your momma is so strong..., then again smell isnt everything

Your Momma is so fat, to get her out of a Telephone Booth you have to grease her legs and throw a twinkie in the street!


Haha! My favorite!

...stupid she stared at orange juice for 3 hours cuz it said concentrate

...black n her teeth so yellow she look like steelers helmet

...so easy i coulda been yo daddy but the dog beat me to it

your momma's so:
-fat, bill gates can't pay for her liposuction
-nasty, i asked her what's for lunch, she opened her legs and said, "crabs"
-stupid, she thought a quarterback was an income tax return
-stupid, she locked herself in a convertible
-house so small, she ordered delivery and had to eat outside

"Your momma is so fat she can't even get in her own car to drive!"

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- Your momma is so dumb she thinks the opposite of a.d.d (attention deficit disorder) is subtraction!!!

- Your momma is so dumb she stole my cell phone and put it to her hairy chin after i told her it was a razr



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