From the mouths of babes... 4 jokes garunteed to make you crack up?!
Question: One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
Answers: One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
these are all soooo funny! where did you find them at?
I only found the last one funny
these are so cute! they would be perfect for kindergarten teachers.
dang! the luv the last two! they sooo made me laugh u were rite!!
This is hilarious.
hah thats funny
LOL ain't they cute??
i like the god one the best
lol they are so funnnyyyy!! got to pass them hehehe
Heard them all before.
those jokes are really funny you deserve a star
hahahha
Classic LOL material.....
I don't know why but it reminds me of some of Bill Cosby's stand-up...in one of his routines...He talks about the only curse that works is the one your parent's say when they speak the words..
"I hope one day, you'll have kids and they'll grow up, just like you!!!"
Everytime, he says, it works.....thanks for the laughs...
-sophi-
i liked the 2nd one
i loved the 2nd n 4th!!
Lol... Thanks for brightening my day.
Funny! 100!
hahahahaha