Aircrash investigation?!
Question: Two Polish hunters from Chicago hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip home,the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose.The two Pollocks objected strongly, stating; "Last year we shot six moose and the pilot let us put the mall on board and he had the same plane as yours."Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. Unfortunately, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few minutes after takeoff.Climbing out of the wreck, Stasiu asked Wladek, "Any idea where we are?"Wladek replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."!
Answers: Two Polish hunters from Chicago hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip home,the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose.The two Pollocks objected strongly, stating; "Last year we shot six moose and the pilot let us put the mall on board and he had the same plane as yours."Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. Unfortunately, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few minutes after takeoff.Climbing out of the wreck, Stasiu asked Wladek, "Any idea where we are?"Wladek replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."!
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wow what idiots! lol nice joke though
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that is sooooooooooo funny!!!!! lol
lol hahahahahahahehehehe funny i like pollock jokes.