POLL: What is the funniest joke you have EVER heard? Go on, make me laugh! ;-)?!


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go on, make me laugh!


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if i like it best = 10 points

go on, make me laugh!

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one day, whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog. The frog turned to them and said: "Ooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts." They were amazed that the frog had talked to them.

The golden frog admitted: "Mind you, when I do meet someone I always give them six wishes. You can have three wishes each in this case.

Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.

Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.

Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.

Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.

Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.

The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.

Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!

have you seen Helen Keller's house?

neither has she.




why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

well, you would too if your name was "RAEWNEHNEKR!"




sorry they are a little mean I know.

Actually a Blonde and Brunette Joke

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much." The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house." The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two." The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man." The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two." The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

your name

three men got caught in a storm on their way home and decided to stop at a small cabin for the night. they got there and fell asleep immediately. the next morning the men were awaken by a tall man with a shotgun in his hands yelling at them. "This is the site of my daughter's grave! you much leave now!" the men giggled and the man pointd his gun at them and they stopped. "DO NOT laugh here, this is a solemn area...you must pay for wat u hav done!"

the men asked "wat must we do?" the tall man answered "go out into my daughters grave's garden and pick any fruit and bring it back to me. so the men went out and picked their fruits.

the first man got back carrying a grape and asked "wat must i do?" the tall man answered "stick the grape up yr nose and hold it there but if u laugh i will shoot u this time!" so the man did but then he laughed and the tall man shot and killed him.

the second man came back carrying a blueberry and asked "wat must i do?" the tall man answered "stick the blueberry up yr nose and hold it there but if u laugh i will shoot u this time!" so the man did and did ok for a while but then burst out laughing and the tall man shot and killed him.

now the two dead men went to Heaven and there they asked each other "why did u laugh?" the first man answered "it tickled so i laughed...i couldnt help it, wat about u?" the second man answered "i saw the third guy coming back with a pineapple!"

what is helen keller's favorite color? corduroy



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