Man at the Pearly Gates?!


Question: St. Peter told the Heavenly hopeful, "In order to enter Heaven, you need to tell me in what city Jesus was born". The man thought for a moment and said "Philadelphia?"
"Nope, not Philly" said St. Peter.
"Hhhmmm. Pittsburgh?" the man asked.
"Nope, not Pittsburgh either".
A man standing behind him tapped his shoulder and whispered "Bethlehem".
"AHA!" The man said. "Bethlehem! I KNEW He was born somewhere in Pennsylvania!"


(Inspired by Susan S.)


Answers: St. Peter told the Heavenly hopeful, "In order to enter Heaven, you need to tell me in what city Jesus was born". The man thought for a moment and said "Philadelphia?"
"Nope, not Philly" said St. Peter.
"Hhhmmm. Pittsburgh?" the man asked.
"Nope, not Pittsburgh either".
A man standing behind him tapped his shoulder and whispered "Bethlehem".
"AHA!" The man said. "Bethlehem! I KNEW He was born somewhere in Pennsylvania!"


(Inspired by Susan S.)

Thanks! That was very nice of you! I loved the joke. I went to college in Bethlehem. LOL.

groan.

sorry, its a dud.

You must think almost heaven is West Virgina! John Denver did!

is this suppose to be a joke cause its not funny

swingandamiss

Fantastic.
Maybe some responders don't know there is a Bethlehem , PA..

I was born in PA too!!!

I knew I was angel!!!!!

Very cute joke!!!!

LOL @ Bethlahem, PA

Guess you gotta know Pennsylvania, i thought it was funny......

Ha ha ha.......

i dont get it. sry.

lol

ah ... a home town joke ....okay ...I'll smile.

*wink! Good one!

ha

So what are you saying? Is Susan S Jesus' much younger sister or what?



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