Joke: Can you Believe that men Do Not Use Their Brains as much as Women? jimi495!
Question: In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family
member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the
bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's
an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will
cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of
time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female
brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye
contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his
curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male
brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,
"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the
female brains, because they've actually been used!"
Answers: In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family
member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the
bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's
an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will
cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of
time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female
brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye
contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his
curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male
brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,
"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the
female brains, because they've actually been used!"
Hahahaha!!!
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hahahaha
lol haha 2 guys! star 4 u
I love it, mainly because its so true!
hahaha!! i love that : )
very funny!
hehehehe now i've a reason to smirk :)
Lol =]
Have a star!
2 true
great joke, and too true.
have a star.
great
I always knew girls were smarter than guys... ^.^
Haha very true and funny. I always knew females are smarter than male. :)
Ahahah! Great!
I liked that one! Will mine be worth less then? LOL
haha
Funny! 100!
WAIT.
okay
does this mean that girls are SMARTER than guys?
ahahahah
I think I get it now
see, girls DO use their brains lmfao :D
a star for you