Best comebacks ever?!
Question: heres one of my favorites
your one load your mom shouldve swallowed
Answers: heres one of my favorites
your one load your mom shouldve swallowed
I heard a funny story once. It goes like this: there was this guy that was in the military. He was in night training, and a fellow member of his had the tent light on after 10:00, which is a big no-no with the sergeants. Well, Master Sgt, stormed in and roared: "Who is responsible for this light?!!!" and without thinking the guy responded "Thomas Edison, sir !"
Lol!
hahaha
learn from ur parents mistakes...take birth control
hehe lol
quality...come back
I beg your hardon?
I cnut hear you!
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
How about never? Is never good for you?
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hha thats a good one :)
here's one
"aww!!! who let you out of your cage???"
for a fat person (not to be mean, but if they are bothering you)
"hey, the local bread store called. they said they need their rolls back" (i wouldnt suggest using this. its mean)
"i dont know what your problem is, but i bet its hard to pronounce"
"i see youve set aside some special time to humiliate yourself in public!"
"are we at a barbeque?" "no" "then why are you all up in my grill???
hahaha hater your so funny=]
If someone is speaking in front of your face:
"Woohh... is it me or do i smell BuLLs**t?"
For Cheesy pick up lines:
guy says: if i could re-arrange the alphabet... i would put U and I together.
"Thats fine, but I like it just the way it is... with N and O together."
For a corny joke:
I bet that was cornier than your grandmamma's feet!
Using the bible: ( I used this at church once)
Proverbs 23:7- "Man is what he thinketh, so is he."
"If you think you're the shytt then thats exactly what you are. Shytt."