An old sea captain?!
Question: walks into a bar. He's got a patch over one eye and a hook for a hand.
A drunk, sitting sitting at the bar says how'd you lost your hand?
The old man says "shark."
Next he asks, and how'd u loose your eye?
The old man says "fly."
The drunk says "how on earth did you loose your eye to a fly?
The old man says, "happened the day after I got my hook."
Answers: walks into a bar. He's got a patch over one eye and a hook for a hand.
A drunk, sitting sitting at the bar says how'd you lost your hand?
The old man says "shark."
Next he asks, and how'd u loose your eye?
The old man says "fly."
The drunk says "how on earth did you loose your eye to a fly?
The old man says, "happened the day after I got my hook."
Lol, funny. I've heard something alot like it, but at the last question the sea caption says:
"Well matey, I was laying on the deck one balmy day catching some rays when this seagull flew by and dropped his duty right in me eye!"
And you know the rest ~.^
And the answer is "4".
Yarrrrr!!! =D
cute. giggle-able
lol
LOL I've heard one like this before too but the guy also had a peg leg because of a whale attack.
haha