An old sea captain?!


Question: walks into a bar. He's got a patch over one eye and a hook for a hand.
A drunk, sitting sitting at the bar says how'd you lost your hand?
The old man says "shark."
Next he asks, and how'd u loose your eye?
The old man says "fly."
The drunk says "how on earth did you loose your eye to a fly?
The old man says, "happened the day after I got my hook."


Answers: walks into a bar. He's got a patch over one eye and a hook for a hand.
A drunk, sitting sitting at the bar says how'd you lost your hand?
The old man says "shark."
Next he asks, and how'd u loose your eye?
The old man says "fly."
The drunk says "how on earth did you loose your eye to a fly?
The old man says, "happened the day after I got my hook."

Lol, funny. I've heard something alot like it, but at the last question the sea caption says:

"Well matey, I was laying on the deck one balmy day catching some rays when this seagull flew by and dropped his duty right in me eye!"

And you know the rest ~.^

And the answer is "4".

Yarrrrr!!! =D

cute. giggle-able

lol

LOL I've heard one like this before too but the guy also had a peg leg because of a whale attack.

haha



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