Funny as................!
Question: man walk into a pub. hes got a cat on one shoulder and a flemingo on the other..
he goes to the bar and says pint of larger please mate.
then the cat says whisky, and i aint f--kin payin for it!!
then the flemingo says just a coke please.....
the bar man serves them then says " why do you have animals on your shoulders"?
the man says " i got a wish from a fairy"!!!!!!!!!
the bar man says "what did you wish for then"??
the man replys " A LEGY BIRD WITH A TIGHT PU-SY...lol
Answers: man walk into a pub. hes got a cat on one shoulder and a flemingo on the other..
he goes to the bar and says pint of larger please mate.
then the cat says whisky, and i aint f--kin payin for it!!
then the flemingo says just a coke please.....
the bar man serves them then says " why do you have animals on your shoulders"?
the man says " i got a wish from a fairy"!!!!!!!!!
the bar man says "what did you wish for then"??
the man replys " A LEGY BIRD WITH A TIGHT PU-SY...lol
Oh My God! That was uproariously funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!
Now that's a funny joke. The old ones are the best
its weird but really funny! :)
I am laughing out loud here!
Funny
stupid
i think this is a remodeling of an old not-so-funny joke...i think u tried to make it dirty and u BOMBED...better luck next time
weird
lol
Funny! 100!
hahaha
worth a star,,,,
haha im having this one :)
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