Joke:the american chocolates??hahaah funny one??what you say?!
Question: American chocolates...
One PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT O'HONEY, so he took MARY JANE behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVENUE. He gave her a big HERSHEY KISS and began to feel her MOUNDS, that was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLL! He let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER moved through her JUICY FRUIT and caused a MILKY WAY. She screamed "OH HENRY" as she squeezed his GOOBERS and made his MR. PEANUT brittle. "That's GOOD N' PLENTY," MARY JANE said. "You're even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS!" Soon she was more than a bit CHUNKY and nine months later had BABY RUTH.
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Answers: American chocolates...
One PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT O'HONEY, so he took MARY JANE behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVENUE. He gave her a big HERSHEY KISS and began to feel her MOUNDS, that was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLL! He let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER moved through her JUICY FRUIT and caused a MILKY WAY. She screamed "OH HENRY" as she squeezed his GOOBERS and made his MR. PEANUT brittle. "That's GOOD N' PLENTY," MARY JANE said. "You're even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS!" Soon she was more than a bit CHUNKY and nine months later had BABY RUTH.
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star!* haha thats hilarious, it just kept going and going lol, it was um, poppin! (dang thats gettting annoying lol) but ya, keep up with the good jokes!
You Americans have some pretty strange lollie names or in America CANDYYY
lol
Hey... Good n' Plenty aren't chocolates :-p
HAHA!
I thought that you deleted your account??
snow kid rocks! That is a great joke, lol.
starred, that was funny, lol
u earn a star again kid...
Another good one!!!
Funny! 100!
lol. Cheers
I Heard that one many years ago, but its still funny
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