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Question: Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo
Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
And last but not least ma favorite!
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Answers: Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo
Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
And last but not least ma favorite!
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
What do you call a blonde with a runny nose ?
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youre a pig
rudey putudy
1 for u
How are a blonde and a turtle alike?
a: once you get them on there backs there screwed
booooo