Jokes ha ha star me?!
Question: A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to England.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr English man for letting me in this country, giving me free housing, free food stamps, free medical care, free education and all wonderful social monetary benefits!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Polish."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England!"
The person says, "I am not English, I am from Croatia."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful England!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Iran, I am not English!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an English?"
She says, "No, I am from Iraq!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the English people?"
The Iraqi lady checks her watch and says ....
"Probably at work."
Answers: A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to England.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr English man for letting me in this country, giving me free housing, free food stamps, free medical care, free education and all wonderful social monetary benefits!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Polish."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England!"
The person says, "I am not English, I am from Croatia."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful England!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Iran, I am not English!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an English?"
She says, "No, I am from Iraq!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the English people?"
The Iraqi lady checks her watch and says ....
"Probably at work."
lol!!!!!!!!!! i shall donate a star to your ever bulging star satchell. ;O)
Sorry heard it before, you'll need to do better for a star!
lol. very true
Haha, WORK! yeah right!
good 1 -- boy ain't that the truth
Really funny
A man died and went to hell. When he got there, there were three rooms. The devil asked him to pick a room, he was going to have to be a replacement for whoever's in that room. The man looked in Room 1 and saw a man getting whipped with a whip. The man looked in Room 2 and saw a man getting burned by a blow torch. Then he looked in Room 3 and saw a woman giving a man a ********. The man looked at the devil and said "I want Room 3" The devil went inside and tappeed the woman on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me ma'em, your time is up, I found your replacement!"
thats a little bit racisest and no you dont deserve a star for your joke. if you can call it that.
The work bit is not accurate,
the rest is spot on but you have left
out a lot of other occupants of
this country.
Really Not funny
brilliant lol
*****
This was posted a few days ago. It hasn't improved with age !-
very good!!!!
Shame its true!
hahahahaha brilliant
Haaa Haaa nice.
hahahahaha
It is so so true but then you′ve got to laugh.