~a cute kid one~?!
Question: A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.
“I don’s t want to know! ” the child says, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me! ”
Confused, the father asks what’s wrong.
“Oh, dad, ” the boy sobs. “When I was six, I got the ‘There’s no Santa’ speech. At seven, I got the ‘There’s no Easter Bunny’ speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the ‘There’s no tooth fairy’ speech. If you’re going to tell me that grownups don’t really screw I’ll have nothing left to live for.”
Answers: A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.
“I don’s t want to know! ” the child says, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me! ”
Confused, the father asks what’s wrong.
“Oh, dad, ” the boy sobs. “When I was six, I got the ‘There’s no Santa’ speech. At seven, I got the ‘There’s no Easter Bunny’ speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the ‘There’s no tooth fairy’ speech. If you’re going to tell me that grownups don’t really screw I’ll have nothing left to live for.”
d*am right
awww. hehehehe that is one cute kid. lol
the bird the bees were r they
lol
hahaha funny, ull get a star.
aww.lol thats cute.
lol funny
LMAO
All of your jokes are really good.
lol
cute - but no chuckle
*....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i was watching porn @ 8 ...*
hahahahahaha
HAHAHA! Even a second time it's still funny!