Ok folks time for a groaner but is it funny?!
Question: Two fellows have been at the bar now for quite a while, downing several mugs with abandon. They both look at the far end of the bar, in the direction of an unattractive woman who came in a while back.
The first fellow looks back at the second fellow and says, "Ya know, that woman is looking better and better, isn't she?"
The second fellow takes another look at the woman, then looks back at his friend and says, "well, I guess what they say is true, then, eh?"
The first fellow asks, "Well, what DO they say?" The second fellow answers, "Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder!"
Answers: Two fellows have been at the bar now for quite a while, downing several mugs with abandon. They both look at the far end of the bar, in the direction of an unattractive woman who came in a while back.
The first fellow looks back at the second fellow and says, "Ya know, that woman is looking better and better, isn't she?"
The second fellow takes another look at the woman, then looks back at his friend and says, "well, I guess what they say is true, then, eh?"
The first fellow asks, "Well, what DO they say?" The second fellow answers, "Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder!"
and the screw in the hands of can-opener..............ha ha
ARRRggghhhhh not bad.
booo! lol
good one but an old one
5 out of 10
The worst joke I have heard in years.
( teeny smile )
You`re right that was a groaner,,but still worth reading,,,
LMAO! NICE HAHA, i havnt laughed like that in ages that was truly a top joke well done, well done, Have a star buddy!
defo a groaner, but keep the humour coming!
Yeah!! the old one's are still good
so true!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
also copy and paste this into you adres bar
javascript:alert( "warning funny joke" )
nice one
Now that was some funnie stuff!!!
LOL!!!!
:)
Ha ha ha True.!!!
Good one.!!!
Cheers mate.!!!