Don't Disgrace your Family this is funny thanks shirley do you lot agre its !
Question: There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and
she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young
boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but
don't let him do that."
She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going
to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his
hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him
do that.
Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try
to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like
that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date
and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the
old lady said.
She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he
tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
Answers: There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and
she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young
boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but
don't let him do that."
She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going
to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his
hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him
do that.
Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try
to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like
that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date
and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the
old lady said.
She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he
tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another Excellent joke Chris.!!!
Critics are around again.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
Hmm..... I dont think its that funny actually. x
lol..
lol very funny...x
Hilarious !!! SO funny !! post more of this kind of long jokes ....cuz your longer jokes seem funnier.!!! I luv this kind of jokes !!
hehehehe! lolz
Very funny lol
dis....graceful!
what a kid!
I liked it.That showed him.
Goes to show that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing! Bet the boyfriend was pleased though!
Yes very good!!!
1 word: ROFLCOPTER!
Works 4 me...
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lol :)
very very very funny.
bad girl!! naughty!!
Wonderful, made me laugh, thanks!
hahahaa.. silly girl! :)
Very funny.
i guess she was a blonde.................
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ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
also copy and paste this into you adres bar
javascript:alert( "warning funny joke" )
nice... don't disgrace my family...
You gotta love a kid that listens!!
LOL!!!
:)