Why is Fosters Lager like making love in a canoe?!
Question: Because it's F***ing close to water!
This joke's been going around in my head so I thought I'd inflict it on you guys.
Answers: Because it's F***ing close to water!
This joke's been going around in my head so I thought I'd inflict it on you guys.
hahahahahaha!!! that is great!!!
Lager tastes like p*ss water! but Carling has gotta be the worst, with Fosters coming in at a close 2nd lolz!
Keep them coming!
water, beer's best kept secret down under
Foster's.... Australian for ..."wha- where's my beer?!"
I saw you on Sesame Street with Grover. You weren't behaving then either. Your Mom told me to wash your mouth out with soap, but I didn't listen and now you feel you can behave like that anywhere. I'd rather see you take out your coloring book and crayons before the Yahoo! censors get after you. Your subtle way of cursing is funny but deceptive. Ambivalence is a frame of mind not to be disregarded lightly. With your hypocrisy and wit you reveal your inner self. You need not take such and active aggressive manner.
The result is the same.....
All In Fun
I thank thee for thy sunny beam
Your true light hath shone
As ye sow, ye shall seek
For truth, happiness and laughter
Thru thine journey in life
Thy experience of yorn is to share
For your life and love..is..if you care..
To not bring despair
Foster is Austrailian for Beer
Foster is West Virginian for Beer Drinker