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Question: A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of "WIFE."
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
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A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister
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2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Answers: A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her
~~~~~~~~~
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of "WIFE."
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
~~~~~~~~~
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister
~~~~~~~~~
2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
yours were wonderful!!!!!! would u like 2 have these in return
1. If Washington's wife went to Washington while Washington's washerwoman washed Washington woo lies. Tell me how many W's are there in all?
Ans : No W at all in "All"!!!
. If I were in the sun and your were out of it, then what it would be?
Ans : Sin.... but of course logically none can near sun
of course it was nice ....................
that last one was a real good one.
HAHA..:))
I ve got one! A boy is performing on stage, he fals through a hole on the stage. Mother told the father," Don't worry , it's just a STAGE he's going through."
starred. i like.... best answer...
yep
the first one is the best didnt get it at first but them liked it
I especially liked the 3rd one because in Europe & Asia, nurses are called, "Sister" out of respect.
The rest were worth a nod & a smile.
Horrific. I think my eyes are bleeding now.
lol these were funny..
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
hehe:)
yep
becareful when you ASSUME [***-U-ME] things because if you are not wary, you could end up making an *** out of U(you) & ME