A priest was driving down the road at night?!
Question: He was swerving back and forth when an officer pulled him over
Good evening father, the cop said. Have you had a few drinks this evening?
The priest answered the officer. Goodness no officer, all I've been drinking is water.
The officer looks into the back seat and sees a half drunk bottle of water. He grabs the bottle and smells it. It has a distinct smell of white wine.
Father, he says. This is not water in this bottle, it's wine you've been drinking
The priest stares into the sky with his arms extended and says "Oh my goodness..........He's done it again!"
Answers: He was swerving back and forth when an officer pulled him over
Good evening father, the cop said. Have you had a few drinks this evening?
The priest answered the officer. Goodness no officer, all I've been drinking is water.
The officer looks into the back seat and sees a half drunk bottle of water. He grabs the bottle and smells it. It has a distinct smell of white wine.
Father, he says. This is not water in this bottle, it's wine you've been drinking
The priest stares into the sky with his arms extended and says "Oh my goodness..........He's done it again!"
Funny! 100!
ha ha. i like it.
lmfao, oh wow
yeah its ok I dont know if that will be the joke I use on friday
hahaha
good one
Oh my goodness! That's hilarious!! LOL good job!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I swear to drunk I am not God!!!
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not to funny
That was so good. Get a star