Funny Poems!?!
Question: There was a man from Main,
Who Came here from Spain,
His Mom called him stupid,
he thought he was cupid,
but he got hit by a train
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There was a small boy from Maine
Who coulden't remember his name
His friends tought him dumb
When he sucked on his thumb
then he left town on a train
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There was an old women from space
who liked to drives cars in a race
but one day she crashed
and got a bad rash
that was the end of her face.
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Write your own!
The Pattern is
A
A
B
B
A.
The last words in each sentance musy rymy with the fallowing Words
For Example
There was a small boy from our SCHOOL
Who really thought him self COOL
(b)The girls thought him GREAT
(B)And a rather nice DATE
(a)but we think he was a FOOL
Answers: There was a man from Main,
Who Came here from Spain,
His Mom called him stupid,
he thought he was cupid,
but he got hit by a train
______________________________________...
There was a small boy from Maine
Who coulden't remember his name
His friends tought him dumb
When he sucked on his thumb
then he left town on a train
______________________________________...
There was an old women from space
who liked to drives cars in a race
but one day she crashed
and got a bad rash
that was the end of her face.
______________________________________...
Write your own!
The Pattern is
A
A
B
B
A.
The last words in each sentance musy rymy with the fallowing Words
For Example
There was a small boy from our SCHOOL
Who really thought him self COOL
(b)The girls thought him GREAT
(B)And a rather nice DATE
(a)but we think he was a FOOL
heres a try...............
there was once a rat
who was really fat
he thought he was smart
And He always went to Wal-mart
but one day everyone knew his name was matt!
Not to good though..........LOl
Limericks, eh? The Simpson's had a good one...
How about:
I once had some bad meningitis.
My throat felt chock full of detritus.
I hacked up some phlegm
(Forget about REM!)
I figured I now had colitis.
My doctor, it seems, was a quack.
His "cure" surely killed me, alack!
He gave me a kick,
And said, "Boy, you're sick!"
And offered me part of his snack.
I took one mere bite of the bread
And knew that I soon would be dead.
"This tastes like lead foil
Soaked in crude Persian oil!"
And those were the last words I said.
THE END
mary had a lttle lamb
she tied it to a pylon
a million volts
went up it's ****
and turned it's wool to nylon.