I'm bored. Tell me something funny?!


Question: Something funny. Good riddle, almost got me stumped.


Answers: Something funny. Good riddle, almost got me stumped.

you are the best one

You wanna hear something sexy?



I'm not wearing any socks.

Things to do in an elevator...

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) Say -DING at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it

My boss was running late for work and didn't realize that he put different shoes today until he got on the train. He also has a meeting with a BIG Boss today :)

A man walks into a bar...haha...not funny.. I cant think of anything.

Actually, this is a little funny it happend last week. I'm in 8th grade and while I was eating lunch with my friends this chinese fat guy comes over and asks where this kid is, and then I said he's probably in the bathroom masturbating, i was by far the funniest thing all week, not what I said, but the face the fat guy made when I said it. Hahaha.

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as
your elbow, I'm in room 1221

judah that was funny lol

heres one
a man walks into a bar

another one
a man met a woman that needed to get to another country and the man says i work on a ship. i can hide you away until we get there and then i can let you off. so the woman goes on the ship with the man and he puts her in the cargo hold. well a few weeks go buy and the woman has been sleeping with the man to pay him and she thinks they should have been there by now so she decides to leave her hiding place to find out whatg going on. she meets a man and asks when are we going to be in cancun,and the man goes mam , um this is the staton island fairy.

hope this helps. most of my joke are dirty. i dont want to get in trouble.

I am a lesbian

My grandpa told me this one:

A woman goes into a pharmacy and asks the man at the counter if they have Viagra. "Yes ma'am we do"
"Well... does it work?"
"Yes ma'am, of course it does.."
"Can you get it over the counter?"
"...If I take two."

ha lol.



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