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Question: ****************************************...
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...~
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Donkeys kill more people annually

Than plane crashes or shark attacks. (Watch your *** )
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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!) ****************************************...
Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first " Marlboro Man. "
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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Richard Millhouse Nixon

was the first U.S. president whose name contains all
the letters from the word "criminal."
(who thinks up this stuff???)

The second?
William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
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And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

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Answers: ****************************************...
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.
**************************************...
No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...~
**************************************...
Donkeys kill more people annually

Than plane crashes or shark attacks. (Watch your *** )
**************************************...
You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
**************************************...
Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
**************************************...
The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
**************************************...
The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
**************************************...
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
**************************************...
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!) ****************************************...
Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
**************************************...
Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!
**************************************...
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first " Marlboro Man. "
**************************************...
Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
**************************************...
PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!
**************************************...
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
**************************************...
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.
**************************************...
A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.
**************************************...
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
**************************************...
Richard Millhouse Nixon

was the first U.S. president whose name contains all
the letters from the word "criminal."
(who thinks up this stuff???)

The second?
William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
**************************************...

And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

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I KNEW I SHOULD'VE NEVER TOOK MY COW UPSTAIRS!!!

did you get this from siliconhell.com??

actually the mythbusters disproved the 7 times folded thing using a peice of paper about 50 yards across and a steamroller.

very interestin

what the f*** where do u learn these????

wow that's really cool.
lol about the turtle part.
:D

ahahahahahah, I like the turtle one....hahahahaha

how many calories did I burn while reading this?

interesting

HELL Yea This is awesome

omg that's really weird never heard of those lol

smart!!

yh ok

Wow interesting

Nice to know about the toothbrush thing. YUCK!

Wow Were did you get this from??

Good ones! Funny!



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