Ok folks 5 violations yesterday ??? so question is one liners for you but are th!
Question: A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
I love being married. I was single for a long time and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.
What’s the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months -- I don't like to interrupt her.
Losing a wife can be hard. In some cases it’s almost impossible.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
My ex-wife and I have our alimony set up on the easy payment plan. I make the payment and she takes it easy.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game..
Answers: A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
I love being married. I was single for a long time and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.
What’s the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months -- I don't like to interrupt her.
Losing a wife can be hard. In some cases it’s almost impossible.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
My ex-wife and I have our alimony set up on the easy payment plan. I make the payment and she takes it easy.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game..
HAHAHAHA!!! i loved that last one! lolz
Can't believe you had all those violations!
Very good.. and congratulations on your violations.
LMAO, Great. keep 'em coming!
lol those were good. You got violations for similar one-liners? Some people are way to sensitive.
Funny and true
funny and true
very true and funny
It is great..lol...continue
ha ha ha, very funny, a star 4u
Every one a gem
That is really funny! I am surprised that some women would report you for that! I saw some stuff obviously written by a lesbian against men but it was still funny. A bit more nasty than yours though; your stuff is actually funny.
...take my mother in law...please.
...my wife is soooo fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
yada yada yada
Who are you? The reincarnation of Bob Hope? George Burns?
I think Butlins are hiring.
Unlike your jokes violations suck,,,,keep em coming star ,,
Very good. The only thing my ex-husband and I agree about is that we're happier now we're divorced!
101!
They are good. I like them.
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Another Scotch for you.....
OMG...i cant stop laughing. Some of them apply to men too!!
lol..the 3 ring circus is my favourite
Oh I'm so sorry to hear you were attacked by a troll.....
But this joke shows you're still doing fine cuz it was really funnie!!!!
LOL!!! suffe ring
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