Was there ever a joke with the punchline "Coffee, Tea or Me?"? Can you!


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Yeah...it was a Stewardess who had a really cute guy in her section and she said:
May I offer you something.
he said:
what have you got?
and the punch line is:
Coffee, Tea or Me....


Then there was another version at a truck stop where the floozie waitress says that and the trucker says:
I'd rather go suck on the tailpipe of a Buick.


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Yeah...it was a Stewardess who had a really cute guy in her section and she said:
May I offer you something.
he said:
what have you got?
and the punch line is:
Coffee, Tea or Me....


Then there was another version at a truck stop where the floozie waitress says that and the trucker says:
I'd rather go suck on the tailpipe of a Buick.

i dont know

i dont know. i guess its a one liner pick up line. (?)

It was from The Stand. The woman, I think her name was Nadine, (she was the Walkin’ Dude’s “bride.”) Was trying to seduce Harold Lauder. She was at Harold’s house and she said something along the lines of “coffee, tea, or me?” And Harold, surprised at her question and the calmness of his response states, “I’ll have the latter two.” I think that’s how it went. Could be a little different, but that’s basically it.

It's not from The Stand... it's just an old one liner of something an airline stewardess would say to an attractive man she saw on a flight. It was out well before The Stand.

There is no joke that includes that line... it's just a joke all in itself.



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