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Question: School:A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance:A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated
by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room:A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.


Answers: School:A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance:A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated
by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room:A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

HERE ARE SOME FOR U TOO.
PERFUME MANUFACTUTER:-a person who puts his bussiness where ur nose is

NIGHT:-a blotting paper of many sorrows

SINGING:-a mans bath right{bathroom singer}
WAIT:-a hard work for hungry
OBESITY:- a surplus gone to waist.
GOOD SALESMAN:a person who convinces an eskimo to buy an refrigirator.(((((do u liked them}}}}}}}}} i know u liked.....

well all i can say is one word'excellent' really very gud! i think u should post these kinda things daily! very very good!

keep it high up!!!!!
n never ever forget....'just smile'!!!!!!!!!

hahaha they're all true and funny

hahaha....
good ones!!!!

EVERYTHING Is TRUE!

and heres one more.....
mother: a person who knows everything about you, who listens during phone conversations, reads even your diary, and the most ironic thing is that she never hears you when you ask for an additional allowance but can hear what your whispering from your room!!!

STAR FOR U!!!

they're nice!!
haha..
these are all true...good job man!!

hahahhhah
those are facts, thats right,
10/10, no no no 11/10 no,no no
higher, beautiful sense of humor, u get my vote!

this is so brilliant! keep it up! :P

star for you for this rocking q

Haha.............all r true!!!



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