Aren't these pretty decent for 3-in-the-morning jokes?!
Question: Two whales at a bar.
One whale says to the other whale "BAHAOWWWOOO HAWOOOO HAWEEEEEEE! yaknow, cause whales can't talk.
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Two carrots in an oven.
One carrot screams "ZOMG we're gonna die!" and the other goes "ZOMG! A talking carrot!"
Two peanuts are walking through central park. One is asaulted.... .. peanut (a salted?)
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Two Irish guys walk past a bar. .. .. it could happen.
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And then finally I leave you with an absolutely true story.
My brother befriended a man in Texas who claimed to hold a world record for most jokes told in the shortest amount of time. The man claimed that if you said any word to him, he could immediately fire back a joke with your word in the punchline. Upon hearing this, my witty brother yelled "Ok, Sheep!"
The guy said, "Easy, what do elephants use for tampons?"
Laugh? Smile? Snicker?
Answers: Two whales at a bar.
One whale says to the other whale "BAHAOWWWOOO HAWOOOO HAWEEEEEEE! yaknow, cause whales can't talk.
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Two carrots in an oven.
One carrot screams "ZOMG we're gonna die!" and the other goes "ZOMG! A talking carrot!"
Two peanuts are walking through central park. One is asaulted.... .. peanut (a salted?)
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Two Irish guys walk past a bar. .. .. it could happen.
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And then finally I leave you with an absolutely true story.
My brother befriended a man in Texas who claimed to hold a world record for most jokes told in the shortest amount of time. The man claimed that if you said any word to him, he could immediately fire back a joke with your word in the punchline. Upon hearing this, my witty brother yelled "Ok, Sheep!"
The guy said, "Easy, what do elephants use for tampons?"
Laugh? Smile? Snicker?
As 3-in-the-morning jokes go they are WOW! I giggled!!!
love that last one! <3 !!!!
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Decent? Hell Yeah. Ingredients
1 lb lean ground beef
1 cup onions, chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
1(32ounce)jar meatless sauce
1 cup chicken broth
1 teaspoon dried oregano leaves
1(16ounce)package ziti pasta, cooked and drained
2(8ounce)cups shredded mozzarella cheese
1 cup grated parmesan cheese
Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
In a large skillet, cook ground beef, onions, and garlic over medium-high heat for 6 to 8 minutes or until beef is browned; stirring frequently.
Stir in spaghetti sauce, chicken broth, and oregano.
Reduce heat and simmer for 10 minutes.
Stir 1 cup of the sauce into the cooked ziti noodles.
Spoon 1/2 of the ziti mixture into a 13x9x2-inch baking dish.
Sprinkle with 1 1/2 cups mozzarella cheese and 1/2 cup Parmesan cheese.
Top with 2 cups sauce, then remaining ziti mixture and remaining sauce.
Cover and bake 20 minutes.
Sprinkle with remaining mozzarella and Parmesan cheese.
Return to oven and bake uncovered for 10 minutes or until heated through
HAHA!
omg haha most of them wernt really funny but the last 2 were
...Tha Irish One Was Good =)
you started off a lil sloppy... but the last few put a smile on my face!
Funny! 100!