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Question: a door to door salesman knocks at a house. A boy of about 8 answers the door dressed in stockings and suspenders, smoking a large cigar, with a glass of red wine in his hand. salesman asks " Is your mother in?". The boy answers, "Does it f*****g look like it !!!"
Answers: a door to door salesman knocks at a house. A boy of about 8 answers the door dressed in stockings and suspenders, smoking a large cigar, with a glass of red wine in his hand. salesman asks " Is your mother in?". The boy answers, "Does it f*****g look like it !!!"
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"
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Lindsy Lohan and ParisHilton were driving in LA
Paris said, " are the cops behind me."
Lindsy said, " Yes"
Paris said, " are the lights on?"
Lindsy said," Yes, No, Yes, No,Yes, no."
A guy from out of town got lost trying to find his friends house. So he called his friend to see if his friend could help him with directions to his house. His friend told him to go to a corner and look at the sign on top of a pole on the corner, so he did. His friend asked him what the corner of the street he was on. He said he didn't know what street he was on. So his friend to him to read the sign across the street and tell him what street corner he was on. So the guy that was lost read the sign and told his friend that he was on the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK!
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