What Kind of person are you ?!
Question: Farting People and their personalities:
The Vain Person
One who loves the smell of his own farts.
The Amiable Person
One who loves the smell of other people's farts.
The Proud Person
One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.
The Shy Person
One who releases silent farts then blushes.
The Imprudent Person
One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.
The Unfortunate Person
One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead.
The Scientific Person
One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.
The Nervous Person
One who stops in the middle of a fart.
The Honest Person
One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.
The Dishonest Person
One who farts but blames the dog.
The Foolish Person
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
The Thrifty Person
One who always has several farts in reserve.
The Anti-Social Person
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
The Strategic Person
One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.
The Sadistic Person
One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.
The Intelligent Person
One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.
Answers: Farting People and their personalities:
The Vain Person
One who loves the smell of his own farts.
The Amiable Person
One who loves the smell of other people's farts.
The Proud Person
One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.
The Shy Person
One who releases silent farts then blushes.
The Imprudent Person
One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.
The Unfortunate Person
One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead.
The Scientific Person
One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.
The Nervous Person
One who stops in the middle of a fart.
The Honest Person
One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.
The Dishonest Person
One who farts but blames the dog.
The Foolish Person
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
The Thrifty Person
One who always has several farts in reserve.
The Anti-Social Person
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
The Strategic Person
One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.
The Sadistic Person
One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.
The Intelligent Person
One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.
All of the Above
J/K I am not the following:
The Scientific Person
One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.
The Foolish Person
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
( BTW I only do that on long drives with someone I don't feel all too comfy with)
The Anti-Social Person
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
The Strategic Person
One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.( With this particular type of fart, if I were to that, I would by all means piss my pants or worse.)
The Intelligent Person
One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed. ( only in extreme cases of Broccoli consumption)
There have been times that I believe my farts have contained some sort of lauging gas...where I just can't stop laughing and then some poor sap walks right into the mist of it.
-------EDIT----- you forgot to mention The Drive By or Crop Duster Fart: The one in whice the farter farts and walks through a crowd of innocent bystanders leaving behind a trail of stentch in it's path.
I'm the The Proud Person
One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine! lol
Im The Imprudent Person
One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.
hee hee
The Stupid Person
One who searches for source of the odor for hours
The Anti-Social Person
I am blushing......lol
Combination of the Shy and Vain Person
i'm the imprudent person... whahahah
I am strategically nervous and shy. pmsl Those were so funny! Star for you*
ROFLMAO!! The strategic person
I'd be strategic
hahahha
i wuz laughing all the way down!
to me, its private!
The laughs too much person-
One who farts, admits it, but laughs and laughs and laughs afterwards.
inhibited person:
we dont use that F word at my house, we say 'fluffy'.
that way when the kids were babies if they said "i just fluffied momma", no one knew what we were talking about
then there is one you forgot:
the conniving person, like my six foot six inch tall miliitary dad who when dating his third wife, would act all charming and go outside to expell gas, making her think he was mr etiquette, but now that they are married, he isnt quite as considerate.
LMAO.........
and
I am not telling!
Peace.
The Vain and Sadistic Person!
haha thats me :D
LOL !!
I am the thrifty, imprudent and sadistic person.
I'm a combination of a few....The imprudent/The foolish/The dishonest
I think I am antisocial in that area! lol. or if something like that happened by accident. I guess I am dishonest.