Three gay men meet standing in front of the ashes of the lovers they once had...!
Question: they decide to speak about what they will do with them. The first one pipes up "Well james loved to fly. I'm going to go up on a plane and scatter his ashes in the air like he would have wanted". The second states that "Edward was such a lovely soul. He loved fishing. I'm going to go out first thing in the morning and scatter his ashes at sea". The third one takes his time. Hes obviously putting a lot of thought into it. He takes a breath and says "Claude was a great lover. As soon as i get home i'm making the hottest chili i can make, then i'm going to sprinkle his ashes in it so he can tear my a55 up one last time".
Answers: they decide to speak about what they will do with them. The first one pipes up "Well james loved to fly. I'm going to go up on a plane and scatter his ashes in the air like he would have wanted". The second states that "Edward was such a lovely soul. He loved fishing. I'm going to go out first thing in the morning and scatter his ashes at sea". The third one takes his time. Hes obviously putting a lot of thought into it. He takes a breath and says "Claude was a great lover. As soon as i get home i'm making the hottest chili i can make, then i'm going to sprinkle his ashes in it so he can tear my a55 up one last time".
I'm gay, and I have to say that was the best one I've heard in a long time, haha!
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hahahaha wow that's pretty funny :) x
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Ha Ha
That's so weird -- I didn't think that the homosexual population was into cremation...
Lol. That's a good one.
That was a really good one i loved it do another.
Awful joke
oww,my..!
that is crazy!
take that excellent joke over to the gay,and lesbian category.I want everyone to enjoy this....I did.
As gay as they come.
that was a good one!!! i going to tell that one to everyone tomorrow!!
LMFAO, oh wow, that one had me laughing
LOL!!!!!!
EFFIN A!
Funny! 100!
hahaha very good. lol