10 points to whoever says the funniest thing?!
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Answers: it can be a random word phrase joke story observation opinion whatever
I wouldn't really say this is funny, but I recieved it in text:
Don't say anything, but guess who's still together after all that **** between them..... your buttcheeks. lol??
well i dnt thin kthis deserves 10 pnts.
Its so uncalled for
WOMEN'S RIGHTS
Knickers!
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, cuz your mom was on the other side! LOL (JOKE)
i like pop tarts!!!
ANGRY PMS-ing FLYING MONKEYS ARE COMING TO EAT OUR FACES!!! AHHHHHH!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! OR ELSE YOU'LL BE BANANIFIED!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!
sry if it wasnt that great, i have the angry flying monkeys thing stuck in my head!! lol
Here's a weird joke I saw on an AIM picture
"Wanna hear an awesome joke?
O.K. here it is
There are these two muffins in an oven
OK? Yeah? Right?
And one says "Oh no, we're in an oven!"
And the other one says. . .
"Holy s*** a talking muffin"
Ha ha ha ha
YOUR MOM!!!!"
That last dig is really bad, but it was part of the joke, I swear. It quickly skips through those lines on each slide of the picture. Every row is one slide.
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm
and bi t ch slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head.
Pass it on...
Cheesitz
Want to hear a dirty joke? 3 white horses in the mud!!!
POLAR BEARS
squish. I stepped on a barking snail. Oh dear, how will it meow now? Why, call Dr. Sweetie! Tweety Bird is strange! He's a boy! I like frozen lollipops, and moldy bread, too. Did you know something I not know? I happy. Whoopsie daisy, uh oh spaghetti o's! I did a noodle dance when I was swimming in slime.Oh my, oh dear, the poor talking fish! How will it turn rainbow now? As I said, CALL DR.SWEETIE! I like barking snails and goldfish that turned rainbow! The snail doesn't meow anymore, because I squished it. Whoops. I'm a snorting monkey lover, not a smiling flower lover! The evil rabid ninja llamas come to give you nightmares! So does the evil mutant easter bunny! They both like orange juice, and one likes sour grapes, only apples. NOOOO!!!!! Not the Smiley Giraffe Company coming to steal my internet connection! Why must the old die young?! I like fried bananas.
Hope that's random enough for ya.
bom chicka woa wow
blargh blargh blargh blargh.... BLARGH!!!
monkey on top of elephant was scratching red butty!
Advacado
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
penis balls cock phuck
Now where did my joke go? I think it is trying to be funny by hiding so I can't get the 10pts. Oh, there it is, oops, there it went...get out here, now!! I need you! Come on, pretty please, w/ sugar on top. I promise I won't make you do stand up anymore.