Ladies, has this happened to you?!


Question: Another oldie but goodie we can all relate to!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist late in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about thirty-five minutes, so I didn’t have an time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, grabbed some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal: some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?” I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”


Answers: Another oldie but goodie we can all relate to!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist late in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about thirty-five minutes, so I didn’t have an time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, grabbed some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal: some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?” I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

lmao!!!better than having a postage stamp.........lol,which my friend did have that happen to her......lolololo

OMG hahahaha..

Omg you are soooo forthcoming ........lol

Lol she made his day - but i would not go back to him ever

Booty dust.

I wanted to be a gynecologist but I couldn't find an opening.

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I once worked as an apprentice gynecologist........


I should have been a gynecologist, i work all day with a bunch of c***s .



EDIT-- Moonchild, that is TRULY weird........

Hahaha. Very funny!

I know a burglar who's nickname is 'the Gynaecologist', he gets in through the letter box

I see the glitter and I see the stars and what can I say, I am mesmerised by her efforts.

omg! you have cracked me up. i havnt laughed this much in a long time. keep them coming please.

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lol funny

no that has never happened to me, but i have gotten that joke in many emails in the past 12 years!

lol. lucky gynecologist.

cute

rofpmsl. I can safely say that hasn't happened to me. I wonder how she felt after knowing she was sparkling down there lol. star for you.

ahahahahahaha!"!!!


didn't think you would have such problems lolz!

LOL! Good Morning! No, can't say this has happened to me, but my mother used to say that if you can conjure something up, it's happened to somebody sometime. The truth can be as interesting as fiction sometimes. When I worked as an Optician for a large hospital, one of the interesting/amusing things that I experienced was an elderly woman coming into the Optical Dept. complaining of a flashlight stuck in her vagina, and she was explaining, " I was missing my deceased husband." ( I had to have her taken to the E.R., where she was X-Ray'd and treated. They removed a 145mm MagLight that was turned on!!) This is true-no joke!

Hahaha no i cant say thats ever happend to me but still funny lol :)

glittering stars for you!

hahahaha.......i'm gonna try it next time that i have to go!!

i'll have to remember that for next time!!!!!!!! :)
hahaha

om my god,if that ever happened to me i would have died of humiliation!!!do you know someone that this happened to?

wow, i can honestly say that has never happened to me.

but i really wanna do it next time!

thanks for the idea...

lmao , that sounds like something that would happen to me .

that was funny!!! ROFL LMAO

I bet that doc had a good story to tell about. Not such a boring day that day. After awhile of that might get pretty boring. Although I don't know men well so who am I to say that. That day he got a surprize.
If I was that lady I would keep my leggs cross for a while!!!! LoL

Very cute and funny.Here`s a star.

Oh my gosh the was great !!! ROFL. She was a bit sparkly for her apt. LOL LOL !! Thanks for that .

hehehehe! lol

A friend of mine sent me this and it is still very funny! LoL!



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