Are men like computers?!
Question: 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter
Answers: 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter
The top six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as
"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
lol never thought of it like that
ooo men bashing every women is going to freak out say lmaodsfhjslaf lololol rofllolololmaos!
Are women stupid? Yes :-)
No comment on these. Sorry.
no not a computer
Ha ha very witty Elizabeth :-)
I think that's funny, but only because I've got a big hard drive and plenty of ram.
nothing to say.
lol wat topics ur creatings
its soo nice yar
hehehe
Not exactly........ still I like it.
vey good lol lol
true hun, but we still love em, pmsl
very good.
men like hardware of computer and women like software and as per the principle OF COMPUTER hardware goes in software.
hehehe I guess in a kind of a way. lol