Have you got a husband like this one?!
Question: Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner.
Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game.
"Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don't fix it the food will go bad." Kate said.
Paul yells back, "Who do I look like the GE man, I Don't think so."
A little while later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the hall light, it's out."
"Who do I look like an electrician, I don't think so, " Paul says.
A few minutes later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the porch step before someone gets hurt on it."
Paul quickly replies, "Who do I look like a carpenter, I don't think so."
Frustrated, he gets up and leaves.
He decides to go to a bar down the road.
After the game was over, he began to feel slightly guilty for the way he treated his wife so he went on home.
He comes up the porch and realizes that the step is fixed.
He walked into the house and noticed that the hall light was fixed.
He walked into the kitchen to get a cold beer and noticed that the fridge was fixed.
Paul sees his wife and says, "Babe, how did you fix all this."
She looked at him and said, "Well after you left I began to cry on the porch.
A fine young man walked past and noticed I was crying and he asked me what he could do to help.
He fixed everything.
I asked him what I could do for payment.
He said I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him."
Paul says, "Well, what kind of cake did you bake him?"
Kate looks at him and replies, "Who do I look like Betty Crocker, I don't think so!"
Answers: Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner.
Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game.
"Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don't fix it the food will go bad." Kate said.
Paul yells back, "Who do I look like the GE man, I Don't think so."
A little while later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the hall light, it's out."
"Who do I look like an electrician, I don't think so, " Paul says.
A few minutes later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the porch step before someone gets hurt on it."
Paul quickly replies, "Who do I look like a carpenter, I don't think so."
Frustrated, he gets up and leaves.
He decides to go to a bar down the road.
After the game was over, he began to feel slightly guilty for the way he treated his wife so he went on home.
He comes up the porch and realizes that the step is fixed.
He walked into the house and noticed that the hall light was fixed.
He walked into the kitchen to get a cold beer and noticed that the fridge was fixed.
Paul sees his wife and says, "Babe, how did you fix all this."
She looked at him and said, "Well after you left I began to cry on the porch.
A fine young man walked past and noticed I was crying and he asked me what he could do to help.
He fixed everything.
I asked him what I could do for payment.
He said I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him."
Paul says, "Well, what kind of cake did you bake him?"
Kate looks at him and replies, "Who do I look like Betty Crocker, I don't think so!"
Brilliant Very good. lol
Sorry,i'm not married.
no I don't have a husband like that one because i'm not an idiot.
Hahaha good one...
OMG that is hilarious!!!!!
I'm not married yet and I'm only 14 but my dad fixes everything when he feels like it not right on command. I hope my mom wouldn't sleep wit another guy though
hahaha... if i had a husband like that i would have gotten rid of him long time ago
That's funny, I'll share it with my husband l.o.l.
ooo thats funny
I am not married or neither will i have like this husband!
that is a good one.... hahaha
haha funny! but nope im not married.
LOL THATS FUNNY, IS THIS FOR REAL? IF I DID HAVE A HUSBAND LIKE THAT I WOULD HAVE LEFT HIM ALONG TIME AGO. YOU NEED A MAN TO SUPPORT IN EVERYTHING TO MAKE UR RELATIONSHIP WORK.
LOL
dont have one I'm only 16 but I'm sure my husband will be the best not like that at all thought lol
XD
kinda retarted
As a man I'd say he was right all along.
As a husband I'd say he got what he deserved.
As a trained husband, I'd say he should apologize too.
(star for you, great joke)
would not do anything like him
I am not married yet! However, I would never become a w hore just because my hubby was not in the mood to do a few jobs around the house! Besides not all men are mechanics, electricians and carpenters all rolled into one! Think about it guys!!!
Ooooooo s$%t my mouth cant close. this is too much. i have to share this one with my friends.lmao
I LOVE this one!
very good ha haha
Well i did tell him i was no good at baking, lol
Lmao
PMSL. I'm making a note of these for later.
MEN DO THAT ALL THE TIME