Funny Blonde Joke ! (\*/ - \*/) ^^%% $$%%^^?!
Question: there were these two blondes who share an apartment and decided to get two rats as pets .. one for each of them.
They bought the two rats and put them into a cage but there was a problem
The blonde says " how can we tell them apart .. wait i got an idea ill cut one of his legs off"
At night the rat with 4 legs decides to eat his leg off.
(Now the both have 3 legs each.)
Then the blonde cuts all 3 legs off and says mine has no legs yours has 3.
at night the rat eats all his legs off.
The blond says OMG how can we tell them apart
The other blonde says i got an idea you take the black one ill take the white 1
Answers: there were these two blondes who share an apartment and decided to get two rats as pets .. one for each of them.
They bought the two rats and put them into a cage but there was a problem
The blonde says " how can we tell them apart .. wait i got an idea ill cut one of his legs off"
At night the rat with 4 legs decides to eat his leg off.
(Now the both have 3 legs each.)
Then the blonde cuts all 3 legs off and says mine has no legs yours has 3.
at night the rat eats all his legs off.
The blond says OMG how can we tell them apart
The other blonde says i got an idea you take the black one ill take the white 1
That's pretty funny. poor rats.
good one whats the rest
haha????
thats totally funny i have to try that one on some blondes at my school.
hahaha!
Lmao that was FUNNY at first i didnt get but now i do LOL
i dont get it lol
lol
blondes are so stupid(no offence)
lol thats so funny!...wait ......IM A BLONDE!
well, your mommas so hairy she made king kong say "woah"
lol j/k i really do likr blonde jaoke b/c for me most of them are true! (im the type of a girl who has ran into at least two poles....in a day)
love the joke. have a star
very funny...
you know,
some blonde's are actually offended by blonde jokes.
were not all completely stupid.
i couldnt stop laughing when i read the part about the first rat gettin his leg chopped off lmfaooooooooo
Poor rats!! OMG their black .. and white!! Blondes are dumb!
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! 10/10. YOU ARE DEFINTELY GETTING A STAR FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh lol
Great and well I find it very very funny although you shortened it!!!
that was funny
although it wasnt funny for the poor rats lol
i thought it was going to end like the rats eat them selves and they end up both dieing but the ending was funnier
oh yeah here is a big star becasue that was funny
they really r dumb blondes. if they r different colors how could you not tell them apart. that's funny. and sorta creepy that rats would eat their own legs.
the orignal version was more funny.
:)
Funny! 100!
that's messed up
hahaha
Ha. That's so blonde!
LOL
This is blonde is not only bimbo but also very sadistic.