*****What was the last thing you said to an Ex*****?????!
Question: Mine was get the fcuk out of mine and my kids lives!!!
Answers: Mine was get the fcuk out of mine and my kids lives!!!
I said "By the way, I faked every orgasm"
i want my copy of Goonies back.
This isn't funny either...
Man...
I lost my copy of Goonies...
goodbye!
Never mind me, nobody else does.
Because she gave it to me. lol
i was lieing and telling him i really didn't mind that he was now dating and mainly just trying to fu*k my younger sister.
how about once more for old times sake?
"darlin'...please put down the gun!"
Have you been stealing Goonies DVD's ?
Actually it was I still love you babe, take care.
"You better bring back my $20 or I will break both your dam* legs!"
i want my copy of Goonies back, and i believe you have more copies from other ex's, return those too you witch!
Bye, be careful, and see you next Friday. (He comes over ever Friday to pay his child support)
*Starts car up*"And the bus doesnt run this far"*slame door speeds off
So how is josh doing??? (his friend josh is really hot)
get you and your friend out of my bed
Some thing along the lines of, "F*ck off you f*cking c*nt! I never want to see you again, you're a f*cking w*nker!!"
I said this to a girl. Rather amusing now looking back on it. Why did I call her a w*nker?? That's how angry she used to make me I suppose!
Another was when one rang me up, "And you're sure? You're sure it's AIDS?"
May God bless you and keep you...keep you well away from me!
Sleep well.........she was scared of the dark....I also said hope that spider stays away.....arachnophobia on a large scale!!!
I love you