Here is a clean joke for yall??do you like it?did it made you smile?!


Question: A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.


For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"



The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."



The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."


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Answers: A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.


For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"



The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."



The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."


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That didn't just make me smile, it made me LOL...good one, keep 'm comin!!!!

hahah that joke just made my night a lot better

thank you! :)

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

funny.

i happen to know that joke..but it's really funny!!

ha! ha! ha! lol that is soooooooo funny 'vote me as best answer please'

very funny a star 4 u

Thats funny...................and scary...............I like it .............thks

that s funny i give u a kiss

Lol he he

HA HA !! nice one

*tap* oooh jeez sorri didnt mean to scare u :P haha jus wanted to let you know u its a gud joke :P haha rofl i loved that and just cuz i did you get a star from me :D

Funny! 100!

that was pretty good lol
i loved it
have a star*

I somehow think that would scare the LIVING daylights out of anybody in that sitiation
hahahahahahahah
Well done!!!!!!!!!!

lmao..very good..?

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FUNNY!!! HAHA!!

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