Beauty jokes - funny or not?!
Question: My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.
I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased!
But that's the problem - you don't please anyone.
Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?
Harry: Help! What is it?
She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.
First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
Second girl: No, it's imagination.
Answers: My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.
I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased!
But that's the problem - you don't please anyone.
Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?
Harry: Help! What is it?
She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.
First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
Second girl: No, it's imagination.
LMAO. stop it!
lol thats agood one
Ha-ha!
haha
i like the one about her imagination
That page made me depressed, even though I'm not ugly. =(
ha ha ha thats why you wanted a full length mirror in the bedroom then
hehehe, like em hun, lol
ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho hi hi hi hi
they were good .enjoyed the mother one and the fred one.! hahah
LMAO those are so so funny. lol