~a cute penguin one~?!
Question: A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”
“No, no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“
Answers: A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”
“No, no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“
That reminds me of this one:
A young man is walking down by the docks one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old man, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, "Hey old
timer, why the long face?"
The old man looks at him and says, "Angus MacGregor be my name, and a craftsman by trade. Why, see that bar the tavernkeeper polishes after pouring Scotch and pints of brown ale? I built that bar-top with me own two hands, but do they call me MacGregor the carpenter? Nae, nae they don't."
Then Angus MacGregor points out the window, "See that stone wall goin' 'round the tavern? I built that wall with me own two hands, laid stone after stone, but do they call me MacGregor the mason? Nae, they don't call me tha' neither."
The old man continued, "And do ye see that dock out there? I built that dock with me own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me MacGregor the quayman? Nae, they surely don't."
The old man sighs as he stares into his beer, "But you f**k one goat...."
Funny
hahahaha, it's so cute!
HAHAHA!
aaaaaaaaaaaha rotflmao wtf... that's just wrong...