It's only a joke.?!
Question: A Woman was out golfing one
day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man
in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes
only for me.'
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer
than you.'
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine.'
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild
heart attack.'
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good.
Male readers :
Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen now run along and put the kettle on, there’s a love.
Answers: A Woman was out golfing one
day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man
in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes
only for me.'
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer
than you.'
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine.'
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild
heart attack.'
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good.
Male readers :
Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen now run along and put the kettle on, there’s a love.
LMFAO Im a woman and thought that was friggin funny as hell...that just goes to show how clever I really am...Have a nice day!
That is actually really funny.
And sXist
tea or coffe?
LMAO
haha nice one
Funny! 100!
Brilliant... many thanks
haha
wow, i'm a girl and i still thought that was funny and true! lol
i liked how you added the last parts at the bottom of each entry... they made the joke that much funnier!
thanks for the wiggle-giggles!!
LMAO wow thanks this one is one of the best ive heard in a long time thanks so much for the laugh!!!
star for you
Hahahahaha that's funny
haha good joke
Woah, you are really clever and cunning. Very well made and good joke. Star for you!
listen. You are very stupid. Women will have to roll down to answer the question, and there bound to see somone elses answer, involving what happens down.
*slaps and walks away* LOSER!!!!!!
Alternantive.
A Woman was out golfing one
day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will turn into a handsome man and you can marry me and i will be your husband"
"F##CK OFF, I'd rather have a Talking Frog!"
Told as it SHOULD be told!
LFMAO!!! I love you!!!
dude i like it seen it before but not the bottom part. its so true. but I'm sure some one that cant take a joke will cry about you and your joke. there's one chick on here that's all she does is report every one. a reel b tch.
OMG!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!
hahhahhaah
Awkward...but good.
An oldie, but a goodie.
Absolutely Priceless! (but w/ tea, there should also be cakes -- don't you think?) Have a star.
ha ha ha ace,,,,
lol clever lol xx
SORRY ,, I DIDNT READ IT ALL....