For the women who is over 40?!
Question: Many of us (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near 40) are quite
confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure
about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we
are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you
may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go
together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:
13. Thongs and Depends
Answers: Many of us (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near 40) are quite
confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure
about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we
are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you
may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go
together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:
13. Thongs and Depends
Funny! 100!
Cute !!!
..lol.
I think that should be changed to 70...Nobody I know has many of those things at age 60 even anymore..
I know some pretty sexy grandma's out there..
Are you dressing for a man or dressing for comfort?
Hilarious.
Thong & depends? I didn't need THAT visual.
I think that's more for the well over 40's.....
shame about the skates though.......