How do you know there's been an elephant in your refrigerator? you can see h!
Question: have a good elephant joke? i'd love to hear it...
Answers: have a good elephant joke? i'd love to hear it...
I e-mailed you my favorite elephant joke, Hope you liked it!
of course
your mommas so fa.... OMG IS THAT AN ELEPHANT!!!....
oh wait its your mom!
=)
Oh I got it! LOL
Here are some really funny elephant jokes!!!
What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?
Answer: Cinderelephant.
Why do elephants stomp on people?
Answer: That is how they play squash
How do you stop a charging elephant?
Answer: Take away its credit cards.
What cheers you up when you are sick?
Answer: A Get Wellephant card.
(This one is smiliar to urs)
How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
Hope you like them!!!
The alligators held a dinner party and all the animals were invited. Why weren't the elephants there?
They already ate, remember the tracks in your butter?
You know what those spots are between the elephants toes are???
Slow running natives,
You know why you shouldn't go into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon????
Because the elephants are jumping out of the trees!
Do you know why Pygmies are so small????
Because they, went into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon.
What do you know when you see a bunch of elephants wearing the same shirt.
That they are all on the same team.
(I had an elephant joke book when I was a kid and some you just never forget.)
ok, first off imagine im a guy.
*manly voice*
did u know i was pregnant?
-o rly? i didnt think you could get pregnant?
yea, i am. almost to term too. wanna know what im having?
-uh, sure. . .
im having an elephant.
-an elephant?
yep, the trunks already stickin out the front
All I know is Dumbo can fly.