Gimmie your best pickup lines!?!


Question: stupid or funny I wannah laugh?!...

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Answers: stupid or funny I wannah laugh?!...

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if you were my homwork id do you on the table

1) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "u" and "i" together.

2) Hey, wanna have sex and pizza? (If she/he says "no", then...) What, you don't like pizza?

If a flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can sure as hell make your bed rock! ;)

im not fred flinstone but ill make your bed rock

arrgghh matey time to swap the poopdeck

Guy: Hey do you have a raisin ?
Girl: No
Guy: How about a date ??


hahaha

Do you see my friend over there? She wants your number so she'll know where to call me in the morning.

have u ever exploded

I lost my phone number.................may I have yours?

do you have bees, cos you're a honey.

hey you! lets have sexual intercourse.

did you have lucky charms for breakfest? bc ur magically delicious!

f*ck me if im wrong, but havent we met before?

a penguin is driving in arizona and his car starts acting up, so he stops in the next town and leaves his car in the garage. well, its really hot in arizona and being a penguin he's used to cold so he crosses the street to the ice-cream parlor and orders a vanilla ice-cream. since he doesn't have any hands to use his spoon he just puts his face in it. so he heads back to the garage and asks the mechanic; "hows my car doing?" and the mechanic says looks "like you blew a seal." and the penguin replies "no that's just ice cream

The word of the day is LEGS let's go back to my place and spread the word...

stupid + funny

wow do you do that often??

light up the room


lmao
love it it was used on me when i was nine months pregnant by a stranger in the mall and it made my year lmao

I may not be the best looking person here, but I’m the only one talking to you

if beauty were a slow ketchup bottle, I'd flip you over and slap that bottom.

1. Do you have a mirror in your pants? cuz i see myself in them.

2. Are you with cingular? Cuz you sure are raising my bar.

"Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?"

I lost my phone number can I have yours
Geoffs the name remember it you will be screaming it later to night

Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

I lost my number can i have yours?
If i can rearrange the alphabet, i'll put U and I together.
You're like a dictionary, You add meaning to my life.
Im new in town, could I have directions to your house?
If I followed you home, would u keep me?
Is it hot in here, or is it just u?
So have any plans tonight?
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

lol, that's aaaalll of em ;)

Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only Ten I see.

Heres $20.

If you were president you would be babe-raham lincoln

are you a parking ticket cause you've got fine written all over you (:

Are those your business socks?

arrrgggg shiver me timbers

Are you from tennesee, cause your the only ten i see.

I think heaven dropped an angel.

is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see me in your pants! lol that ones old though

(use a finger to get someone to come over to you) and then say "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand" lmao

"Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?"

"Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a bj? NO! wanna do lunch?" lol

"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in"

"There are 265 bones in the human body, how would you like one more?" lmao

thats just a few in my pickup vocab, lol

hope you get some good laughs!

~ZTR

ever tripped over a tree? how about a root?

I am a Pick-Up-Artist by profession! When I am in a social setting I usually opt with one of the following:

Wow you have nice eyes.

Are you single?

I noticed you around. Would you like to be my husband?

"i play major leauge baseball." she will be drunk and probably not know you dont play for tampa bay or whatever team you want to say...



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