Here is a very gross joke but a funny one??do you like it??funny or not?!
Question: Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
("And than they saw a 20 year old hottie passing them..")
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
GIMME A STAR!! if you like it..
Answers: Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
("And than they saw a 20 year old hottie passing them..")
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
GIMME A STAR!! if you like it..
hahahahaha........nice!!
I like it but I can see how some would say no it borders on sexual harassment?
gets funnier every time i hear it.
Funny
Good one !
You didn't need the bit in brackets. Not one your best but your well ahead in the smile department with me buddy.
its ok
WAS FINE.
its alright.
Good joke but sadly so true
Not bad...
hmm wet how
my face didnt move an inch
(thumbs down)