Joke - newlyweds?!
Question: A couple of newly weds are lying in bed one
evening, when the guy gets a bit of an urge.
He leans over to his bride and strokes her
gently on the shoulder, she turns to him and
says "We can't tonight, love, I have to go
to the gynecologist in the morning and I want
to be fresh".
The guy rolls back and thinks for a moment,
then turns to his wife and says
"You're not going to the dentist as well are you?"
Answers: A couple of newly weds are lying in bed one
evening, when the guy gets a bit of an urge.
He leans over to his bride and strokes her
gently on the shoulder, she turns to him and
says "We can't tonight, love, I have to go
to the gynecologist in the morning and I want
to be fresh".
The guy rolls back and thinks for a moment,
then turns to his wife and says
"You're not going to the dentist as well are you?"
now that's one that i will remember,very good,have a star
Funny
hehe lol:)
I got a joke that i just made up for Newlyweds.
Newlyweds joke:
This girl and boy are boyfriend and girlfriend, Knew eachother since 2nd grade... The boy is 23 the girl is 20.
The man goes to work, kissing his wife goodbye for awhile. He claimed STOMACH PAIN lastnight, and when he came home, He was hot, and sweaty. "What happen it you?" asked the wife. "Well, honey... Jummy happen to Me." replies the husband. "What do you mean?" asks the wife. Then the man shows a little boy, newborn to his Wife. "Where'd it come from!?" screamed, and gasped the Woman/wife. "I WENT THROUGH 3 HOURS OF LABOR AND YOU WANT TO SCREAM AT ME?!?!?" cries the man as he marches inside.
"..." says the wife, in silence... then the wife falls over.
THE END ^_^
Edit:
Your jokes funny.
LMAO!
lol good one :) !!!
ha im gonna use this one